Green Paladin Robert, Blue Paladin Lolly

Caral: And we’ve finally arrived in Twinbrook.

Connor: It’s much swampier and wetter than Sunset Valley.

Alkir: Yes it is. All town have different grass and environment from each other. This place has more of a swamp feel, while Sunset Valley has more of a beachy suburban feel.

Connor: So, we’re gonna find a paladin here?

Alkir: Yes we are.

Alkir: Ready for action!

Connor: Yes we are! You?

Caral: Me too.

Connor: The sooner we find the other four paladins, the sooner we get to meet my brother again!

Caral: That’s not necessarily a victory, you know! But Jared… he’s so pretty, is’nt he?

Alkir: CARAL!

Alkir: NOw we just have to wait for someone worthy of becoming a paladin!

Caral: Yeah. Wonder who it will be.

Alkir: Wait, Caral! People are coming!

Caral: New paladins!

Beverly: Anyone here?

Thomas: This place is a bit scary.

Robert: Don’t be scared, Tommy. Look, cute cartoon elves!

Caral: Welp, we’re actually Alteans.

Thomas: Alteans?

Alkir: From a faraway planet named Altea. I’m the princess, and the girl over there is Caral who is the royal advisor.

Beverly: I never met aliens before! Neither Roaring Heights nor Twinbrook tend to have many supernaturals or aliens.

Thomas: I’m Thomas Castor and I’m 50 year old and I’ve always lived in Twinbrook. This is my wife Beverly who is 49. We have two children, Jeffrey who is 13 and Thomas who is 6. We’re a pretty traditional family as you can see.

Caral: We’re Caral and Alkir of Altea, and we’re here on behalf of Voltron. We already got a Paladin, named Yellow Paladin Connor.

Jeffrey: Uhh… I’m Jeff and I’m here in behalf of the Castor family and of a packet of potato chips.

Alkir: Not everyone needs to be somewhere in behalf of anything. It’s the little things that count.

Thomas: I guess so! Yay tubular chairs!

Jeffrey: Nobody says tubular anymore.

Caral: You’re such an handsome man, Robert!

Robert: You’re so much prettier than Beverly!

Jeffrey: WHY. ARE. YOU. FLIRTING. WITH. MY. DAD.

Alkir: Caral flirts with practically anyone. Like, by the time us Paladins won’t be needed and our story ends and turns to legend, she’ll have a datemate in each town we go to.

Caral: Just romantic interests right now. And you know me, I’ll mostly stay in the castle being mission command.

Alkir: So, basically, it’s simple. You sit in one of those chairs and you will become one of the Paladins of Voltron just like Connor is.

Robert: Why me?

Alkir: Simply cuz you’re here. Just look at Connor.

Robert: Flowers just for you, my lady – because you’re a wonderful leader and princess. And also really cute!

Alkir: Oh my gosh!

Robert: Now I’m going to see where I should be. This one?

Connor: That’s mine!

Robert: Maybe this one, then? It’s so.. green. It feel like nature.

ROBERT JAMES CASTOR, YOU ARE THE GREEN PALADIN OF VOLTRON, WIELDING THE LION OF PLANTS, FORMING THE LEFT ARM OF VOLTRON.

Robert: Huh? HOw weird.

Robert: A nice, clean, adherent jumpsuit. Perfect to fix things up, but not really my style. Maybe this is just how my eventual grandchildren will dress in the future.

Robert: Your new, green paladin comes here!

Alkir: Hi, Robert. My paladin.

Connor: I’m Connor. As you can see, I’m the yellow paladin.

Alkir: And I’m the princess, Alkir.

Caral: And I’m Alkir’s royal advisor and Robert’s newest girlfriend, Caral!

Robert: Hi, Connor! I’m your green paladin at your service!

Alkir: As a Paladin, you have to get a DNA sample to be taken in case anything happens to you.

Robert: I guess so.

Caral: Wait, are there people outside?

Lolly: Wait, I feel all tingly, watery, and weird.

LAUREN AMANDA RACKET, YOU ARE THE BLUE PALADIN OF VOLTRON. YOU ARE THE PALADIN OF THE BLUE LION, WHICH IS THE LION OF WATER. THE BLUE LION FORMS THE RIGHT LEG OF VOLTRON.

Lolly: Wut? Oh-kay…

Lolly: Have those people even heard about fashion? Bleah.

Caral: This is a supersuit. Everyone of us gets one, as paladins of Voltron together. Who are you, anyway?

Alkir: She’s the Blue Paladin, duh.

Lolly: I’m Lolly Racket and I’m 15 years old. I live with my older brother Shark who is 16, my parents Dennis and Silver, my uncle Bill, and my grandparents Max and Marigold. I also have another uncle, Dudley Racket, who was kicked away. Max and Marigold are the parents of my dad and uncle Bill as well as uncle Dudley. Well, actually Silver and Shark are suppose to be callsigns-type names for some shady business of my grandpa Max’, my mom’s original name was Sheila Caldron but she had to get it changed with a transaction thing because of the business.

Robert: We should tell her it’s a Simafia family.

Lolly: WHAT!?!

Robert: Bev’s about the same age as the Lady Silver, and she did’nt have to change her name when she married me. Think about that. Well, she did’nt change her first name. She changed her last name from Edming to Castor as it should, but no first name change.

Connor: If I married that girl I often see around in Sunset Valley nowadays, the one who works at the diner with Jared and who lives with some other youngsters from disparate towns? One of those youngsters changed his name to his screenname, became internet-famous, and now works as a spellchecker checker alongside me, and tries to change the news articles into some “l33t” language that only he speaks and understands? If I married that girl, she was already Emma Hatch and she’d be Emma Frio. No given name changes involved.

Alkir: Well, some religions already do it, don’t they? If our simmer made a legacy, and married premades in, young Emma would’nt be Emma Hatch or Emma Legacy, she would be “Blossom Sunkist Dreams (Emma Hatch SV)”.

Lolly: I… I think you’re right.

Alkir: And as the Blue Paladin, you to get a DNA sample taken of you.

Robert: You never know what might go wrong.

Caral: Next step is Bridgeport! Also… quiznak Robert. Instead, I love you.

Alkir: Aww…

Caral: NO. I love-love you. I’m in lesbians with you.

Alkir: I’m in lesbians with you, too!